Friday, December 10, 2010

Welcome

    This is the blog of a well-misinformed man. And you are probably a misinformed reader. Does that mean I'm well-informed? Probably not. A few guidelines for reading:

1) If you didn't understand the little grammar joke in the previous paragraph, leave now
2) If you don't know what a paragraph is, leave now, and don't spread your infectious idiocy
3) If you don't care about the world around you, and wish everyone would go screw themselves, leave now
4) If you voted for John McCain in the last election, leave now. This is an extremely democratic place
5) If you drive a Prius, leave now. I may be a democrat, but I will not tolerate wimpy cars. Go buy a Ford... Please

    Now that that's out of the way, sit back and enjoy the semi-daily ramblings of a lonely democrat. Seriously, if you voted republican, and you're still reading, get out before I offend you.  (Not that I would try to..)

    If you'd like to contact me with a complaint, please e-mail me at idontgiveadamn@nonexistentmail.com

    If you'd like to have a rational discussion, post in the comments.

Thank you,
and have a wonderful evening.

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