Hello, World

I have been invited to be an author on here, so I guess that means I should...well...write on here...

And so, to that end: Hello, world. I am awesomepurplepowdermonkey and I shall be your waste of time today. Or at least a part of it, and both of us know you have something better to do.

Now go do whatever you're meant to be doing, or check out Unborn's posts. Either works.

So, I've introduced myself.

I will be back.